1 00:00:33,204 --> 00:00:35,505 Honey, I'm home. 2 00:01:09,340 --> 00:01:14,110 Whoa! There she is, Caroline Foxworth. 3 00:01:14,212 --> 00:01:16,712 Who could resist beauty like that? 4 00:01:16,815 --> 00:01:18,214 She has it all. 5 00:01:18,316 --> 00:01:22,018 A perfectly smooth complexion, with just a hint of a nose, 6 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:26,656 The kind of aqua scales a guy could get lost in 7 00:01:26,758 --> 00:01:29,693 and a tail that wraps right around my heart. 8 00:01:29,795 --> 00:01:31,594 I mean, I've asked girls out before, 9 00:01:31,697 --> 00:01:35,131 but how do you approach a reptilian goddess? 10 00:01:36,868 --> 00:01:39,602 Huh? 11 00:01:39,705 --> 00:01:42,438 - Ha! - Ohh! 12 00:01:42,540 --> 00:01:46,042 - Ha! - Pardon me. 13 00:01:49,247 --> 00:01:52,681 The name's Sinclair. Robert Sinclair. 14 00:01:57,522 --> 00:01:59,856 Nah. That bites. She'd see through that. 15 00:01:59,958 --> 00:02:02,858 It's gotta be something more real, more believable. 16 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:04,560 Yeow! 17 00:02:07,399 --> 00:02:09,109 'Ello, gorgeous. 18 00:02:09,133 --> 00:02:11,601 Me and the lads are headin' back to trash the hotel room. 19 00:02:11,703 --> 00:02:12,703 Like to come? 20 00:02:15,706 --> 00:02:17,506 Waaah! 21 00:02:17,608 --> 00:02:18,653 Ohh... Oh! 22 00:02:18,677 --> 00:02:21,277 Oh... My goodness. 23 00:02:21,379 --> 00:02:22,445 Are you OK? 24 00:02:22,547 --> 00:02:25,047 Oh, yeah, I'm fine. I, uh... 25 00:02:25,149 --> 00:02:26,149 Good. 26 00:02:26,184 --> 00:02:29,385 Dropped my... racket. 27 00:02:37,261 --> 00:02:38,828 Well, it's a start. 28 00:02:38,930 --> 00:02:40,730 I talked to her. She knows who I am. 29 00:02:40,799 --> 00:02:43,066 Yeah, everybody knows. You're a complete idiot. 30 00:02:43,168 --> 00:02:46,869 Hey! It's OK To make mistakes. It's part of growing up. 31 00:02:46,971 --> 00:02:48,905 Yeah, it's part of growing up a complete idiot. 32 00:02:49,007 --> 00:02:51,774 OK, you're so smart, what do you say to girls? 33 00:02:51,876 --> 00:02:53,375 How do I know? I'm you. 34 00:02:53,477 --> 00:02:55,711 Huh? 35 00:02:55,813 --> 00:02:58,914 Unfortunately I'm all booked up for Friday and Saturday night, 36 00:02:59,017 --> 00:03:01,750 but, uh, how about the Sunday matinee? 37 00:03:01,853 --> 00:03:03,085 Oh, oh, Spike! 38 00:03:03,187 --> 00:03:06,188 Apparently, that's what you say to girls. 39 00:03:06,290 --> 00:03:08,001 Yeah, but that's Spike, you know. 40 00:03:08,025 --> 00:03:09,392 He's sleazy, slimy... 41 00:03:09,494 --> 00:03:11,461 Hey! He's booked up for the weekend. 42 00:03:11,563 --> 00:03:13,541 But I'm much better looking than him. 43 00:03:13,565 --> 00:03:15,931 Hey! No argument here. 44 00:03:17,802 --> 00:03:19,880 What am I doing? She's making me crazy! 45 00:03:19,904 --> 00:03:21,816 I'm talking to my locker! 46 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:24,940 Ohh! I got to forget about Caroline Foxworth. 47 00:03:25,042 --> 00:03:27,643 Forget about girls. Who needs 'em? 48 00:03:27,746 --> 00:03:30,713 I'll have more time for studying, my friends, my family. 49 00:03:30,815 --> 00:03:32,948 - Wussy! - Huh? 50 00:03:38,189 --> 00:03:41,290 Puppets! 51 00:03:43,161 --> 00:03:45,561 To which Lord Burlington replied, 52 00:03:45,663 --> 00:03:48,731 "Madam, that is not my wife. That is the archbishop!" 53 00:03:48,833 --> 00:03:50,711 That would explain 54 00:03:50,735 --> 00:03:52,580 his reluctance to dance with me, yes. 55 00:03:52,604 --> 00:03:54,904 That and his dreadful taste in hats. 56 00:03:55,940 --> 00:03:57,339 Oh dear! 57 00:03:59,043 --> 00:04:01,410 Hey, Franny, you got to see this puppet show. 58 00:04:01,513 --> 00:04:02,778 It's terrific. 59 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:04,358 Earl, that's for kids. 60 00:04:04,382 --> 00:04:06,449 You'd think that because they're puppets, 61 00:04:06,551 --> 00:04:08,651 so it seems to have a children's aesthetic, 62 00:04:08,753 --> 00:04:11,754 yet the dialogue is unquestionably sharp-edged, witty, 63 00:04:11,856 --> 00:04:14,123 and thematically skewed to adults. 64 00:04:14,225 --> 00:04:16,158 Oh, look. 65 00:04:16,261 --> 00:04:18,661 Here comes our neighbor, Mr. Argyle. 66 00:04:18,763 --> 00:04:21,865 Ahh! Good day to you, lassie and laddie. 67 00:04:21,967 --> 00:04:24,033 Where's that athletic son of yours, eh? 68 00:04:24,135 --> 00:04:25,135 Well he's... 69 00:04:25,236 --> 00:04:26,356 Hello, Mummy and Daddy. 70 00:04:26,404 --> 00:04:27,470 He's here. 71 00:04:27,572 --> 00:04:29,672 Look who I brought home for dinner. 72 00:04:32,243 --> 00:04:34,844 Oh! Don't you bring that pair of hose into this house! 73 00:04:37,982 --> 00:04:40,750 I'm tellin' you, Fran, this show works on two levels. 74 00:04:40,852 --> 00:04:43,386 They look like puppets. 75 00:04:43,488 --> 00:04:45,522 I'm not watching. 76 00:04:49,661 --> 00:04:52,161 Hello, Mom. Hello, Dad. It's good to be home. How are you? 77 00:04:52,263 --> 00:04:54,609 We're fine, dear. How was your day? 78 00:04:54,633 --> 00:04:57,166 Fine! And it wasn't humiliating, it wasn't degrading, 79 00:04:57,268 --> 00:04:59,368 and it certainly wasn't emasculating, OK? 80 00:04:59,470 --> 00:05:00,882 OK! 81 00:05:00,906 --> 00:05:02,783 That's not what I heard. 82 00:05:02,807 --> 00:05:03,906 What did you hear? 83 00:05:04,008 --> 00:05:06,088 I don't think Robbie would want me to tell. 84 00:05:06,177 --> 00:05:08,210 - It's pretty embarrassing. - I understand. 85 00:05:08,313 --> 00:05:09,690 So here's what happened. 86 00:05:09,714 --> 00:05:11,992 Robbie's got the hots for Caroline Foxworth. 87 00:05:12,016 --> 00:05:13,728 She's totally out of his league. 88 00:05:13,752 --> 00:05:15,630 So today he tried to ask her out. 89 00:05:15,654 --> 00:05:17,798 That meant he had to put a few sentences together 90 00:05:17,822 --> 00:05:19,800 and, of course, that was the end of that. 91 00:05:19,824 --> 00:05:20,923 Ha! 92 00:05:21,025 --> 00:05:23,693 Earl, I think he may need a father-son talk. 93 00:05:23,795 --> 00:05:25,640 How come I always have to do those? 94 00:05:25,664 --> 00:05:28,665 There are times when a boy needs a strong male influence. 95 00:05:28,767 --> 00:05:30,733 - Now get in there! - Whoa! 96 00:05:30,835 --> 00:05:32,468 Yes, dear. 97 00:05:33,905 --> 00:05:37,073 Son, your mother thinks it's time we had a father-son talk. 98 00:05:37,175 --> 00:05:40,276 So... if we just sit here quietly for a few minutes 99 00:05:40,378 --> 00:05:42,512 and move our mouths we'll both be off the hook. 100 00:05:42,614 --> 00:05:45,715 That's fine with me. 101 00:05:45,817 --> 00:05:48,618 And now back to Love Confession. 102 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:52,355 So, Sandra, tell us about your date with Bob. 103 00:05:52,457 --> 00:05:54,201 Well, Chuck, he picked me up at eight 104 00:05:54,225 --> 00:05:56,303 and he wasn't very good-looking. 105 00:05:56,327 --> 00:05:57,627 He tried to kiss me, 106 00:05:57,729 --> 00:05:59,829 - and he was a bad kisser. - Huh? 107 00:05:59,931 --> 00:06:02,131 I don't think he'd ever been out with a girl before. 108 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:05,000 He kept telling jokes that weren't funny at all. 109 00:06:05,103 --> 00:06:08,504 To tell the truth, Chuck, I felt sorry for him. 110 00:06:08,606 --> 00:06:13,443 Well, Sandra, let's see how Bob felt about the evening. 111 00:06:13,544 --> 00:06:15,445 Oh... 112 00:06:15,547 --> 00:06:18,147 Maybe we should talk. 113 00:06:18,249 --> 00:06:20,083 Dad, when you were my age, 114 00:06:20,185 --> 00:06:22,229 did you have a lot of experience with girls? 115 00:06:22,253 --> 00:06:24,253 Hey! When it came to sowing wild oats, 116 00:06:24,355 --> 00:06:26,288 I was quite the seamstress. 117 00:06:26,390 --> 00:06:28,858 So, what do girls want anyway? 118 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:31,026 Ahh, the age-old question. 119 00:06:31,129 --> 00:06:32,861 What do girls want? 120 00:06:32,964 --> 00:06:34,097 Um... 121 00:06:34,199 --> 00:06:38,167 Well, first of all, you can forget anything we want, 122 00:06:38,269 --> 00:06:42,037 which basically leaves... curtains. 123 00:06:42,139 --> 00:06:43,573 Curtains? 124 00:06:43,675 --> 00:06:46,042 It's inexplicable, Son, but that's what they want, 125 00:06:46,144 --> 00:06:48,610 and they want 'em in every room. 126 00:06:48,712 --> 00:06:50,752 But, if we have nothing in common with them, 127 00:06:50,782 --> 00:06:53,416 why do we spend our whole lives letting them drive us crazy? 128 00:06:53,518 --> 00:06:55,918 I've often asked that myself. 129 00:06:56,020 --> 00:06:59,521 After all, males are most at home in the company of other males. 130 00:06:59,623 --> 00:07:02,591 Take Roy for example. He's my best friend. 131 00:07:02,694 --> 00:07:03,893 We have a lot in common, 132 00:07:03,995 --> 00:07:05,895 but whenever I see him at night, 133 00:07:05,997 --> 00:07:09,765 when the moonlight bathes his face in a soft, romantic glow... 134 00:07:09,867 --> 00:07:11,827 it sends me running home to your mother. 135 00:07:12,870 --> 00:07:14,637 Yeah. So how did you 136 00:07:14,739 --> 00:07:16,772 approach a female on your first date? 137 00:07:16,875 --> 00:07:18,407 Aah, first one? 138 00:07:18,510 --> 00:07:21,176 Well, I'll have to think back. 139 00:07:21,278 --> 00:07:23,078 Oh, yeah! I remember. 140 00:07:23,180 --> 00:07:25,180 I went up to her and I said, 141 00:07:25,282 --> 00:07:27,182 "Hi, Fran. Want to go out?" 142 00:07:27,284 --> 00:07:29,085 And she said yes. Then I proposed, 143 00:07:29,187 --> 00:07:31,653 so I'd never have to go through that again. 144 00:07:31,755 --> 00:07:34,156 I said yes because your father has 145 00:07:34,258 --> 00:07:37,426 what females are most attracted to in a male... 146 00:07:37,528 --> 00:07:38,661 Sensitivity. 147 00:07:38,763 --> 00:07:41,663 Sensitivity? Huh. 148 00:07:59,551 --> 00:08:01,550 Aw, jeez. 149 00:08:09,493 --> 00:08:11,527 Robbie, are you OK? 150 00:08:11,629 --> 00:08:14,263 Oh, it's just something I heard in science class. 151 00:08:14,365 --> 00:08:17,700 The continents, they're drifting apart, 152 00:08:17,802 --> 00:08:20,536 and I feel that somehow it's my fault. 153 00:08:20,638 --> 00:08:25,040 I guess I'm just a little... sensitive. 154 00:08:25,142 --> 00:08:27,777 Robbie, I've never seen this side of you before. 155 00:08:27,879 --> 00:08:30,646 - Yeah. - It's really pathetic. 156 00:08:30,748 --> 00:08:33,148 Huh? 157 00:08:33,250 --> 00:08:35,083 Hmmm. 158 00:08:35,185 --> 00:08:38,687 Nice technique. You learn that one from your mommy? 159 00:08:38,789 --> 00:08:42,090 Hey, I'm doin' OK here. She'll come around. Give her time. 160 00:08:42,192 --> 00:08:45,594 I don't know, kid. You want her to come around in this lifetime, 161 00:08:45,696 --> 00:08:48,931 you might want to try something that, uh, works... 162 00:08:49,033 --> 00:08:50,377 Just for a change of pace. 163 00:08:50,401 --> 00:08:51,868 Oh, and you have all the answers? 164 00:08:51,970 --> 00:08:54,670 Oh, I think I know enough to get you... 165 00:08:54,772 --> 00:08:58,407 oh, like, how about any girl you want? 166 00:08:58,510 --> 00:08:59,908 Yeah? Like how? 167 00:09:00,010 --> 00:09:02,678 Listen, skippy, I have a busy schedule. 168 00:09:02,780 --> 00:09:06,815 - Time is money. - What do you want from me? 169 00:09:06,917 --> 00:09:08,184 Money. 170 00:09:08,286 --> 00:09:09,819 You expect me to pay you? 171 00:09:09,921 --> 00:09:11,998 You expect me to talk to you? 172 00:09:12,022 --> 00:09:14,757 That's crazy! I don't need your help that bad. 173 00:09:14,859 --> 00:09:18,728 Oh, "The continents are drifting apart." That's very good. 174 00:09:21,166 --> 00:09:24,267 All right, all right. Uh... Ten dollars to start OK? 175 00:09:24,368 --> 00:09:27,703 Hmm. All right, that pays for the last five minutes. 176 00:09:27,805 --> 00:09:32,108 OK, this is a very popular young female, 177 00:09:32,210 --> 00:09:35,177 so you have to move in on the competition. 178 00:09:35,279 --> 00:09:38,614 Now, have you seen her talking to any other males? 179 00:09:38,716 --> 00:09:40,282 You mean like boyfriends? 180 00:09:40,384 --> 00:09:42,351 Any other males! 181 00:09:42,453 --> 00:09:45,221 She was just talking to Mr. Pullman, the science teacher. 182 00:09:45,323 --> 00:09:47,122 Kill him. 183 00:09:47,224 --> 00:09:49,892 But couldn't I do something more romantic? 184 00:09:49,994 --> 00:09:51,927 Ah! Hearts are romantic. 185 00:09:52,029 --> 00:09:54,763 You could tear his out and give it to her. 186 00:09:54,865 --> 00:09:57,600 Uh, I was thinking something more like an ID bracelet. 187 00:09:57,702 --> 00:10:01,470 Oh, no! This civilization thing has got you whipped good. 188 00:10:01,572 --> 00:10:03,539 Yeah, but isn't that what girls like? 189 00:10:03,641 --> 00:10:08,244 First of all, platehead, she's not a girl, she's an animal. 190 00:10:08,346 --> 00:10:12,215 You're an animal, so act like an animal. 191 00:10:12,317 --> 00:10:14,717 So what am I supposed to do, grunt at her? 192 00:10:14,819 --> 00:10:17,420 - Ah! Breakthrough. - Yeah. 193 00:10:17,522 --> 00:10:20,189 Hey, there she is again. 194 00:10:20,291 --> 00:10:22,858 Here's your chance, sparky. 195 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:25,228 What do I do, just growl? 196 00:10:25,330 --> 00:10:27,341 Growl, give her a good sniff. 197 00:10:27,365 --> 00:10:30,833 You're an animal. Just do what comes natural. 198 00:10:30,935 --> 00:10:31,935 OK. 199 00:10:32,003 --> 00:10:34,137 Yeah. 200 00:10:36,841 --> 00:10:38,774 Go on. 201 00:10:44,782 --> 00:10:47,049 Robbie! What are you doing? 202 00:10:47,151 --> 00:10:50,452 Uh... 203 00:10:50,554 --> 00:10:51,820 Oh! 204 00:10:54,058 --> 00:10:57,026 Hey! Hey! Congratulations! 205 00:10:57,128 --> 00:11:00,162 You made a very big impression. 206 00:11:00,264 --> 00:11:03,265 - She hit me! - You got yourself some tail! 207 00:11:03,367 --> 00:11:05,835 Hmm? Yeah. Maybe I did. 208 00:11:05,937 --> 00:11:08,670 You're on your way, kid. Good luck. Bye-bye. 209 00:11:08,773 --> 00:11:12,007 Uh... Wait! Wait! I could use some more advice. 210 00:11:12,110 --> 00:11:14,777 Hmm. What a coincidence. 211 00:11:14,879 --> 00:11:17,312 I could use some more money. 212 00:11:17,414 --> 00:11:19,916 OK. 213 00:11:24,255 --> 00:11:25,855 OK, this is her house, 214 00:11:25,957 --> 00:11:28,624 this is her yard, this is her shrubbery. We're here. 215 00:11:28,726 --> 00:11:33,628 Yeah, all right, so... So I throw pebbles at the window, 216 00:11:33,730 --> 00:11:36,164 she looks out, and then you hide behind the tree 217 00:11:36,267 --> 00:11:38,333 and whisper poems for me to say? 218 00:11:38,435 --> 00:11:40,102 Grow up, scooter. 219 00:11:40,204 --> 00:11:42,838 Did you drink the water like I told you to? 220 00:11:42,941 --> 00:11:46,375 Yeah. Eight glasses. I sure could use a bathroom. 221 00:11:46,477 --> 00:11:48,910 That is why we're here, Sinclair. 222 00:11:49,013 --> 00:11:51,713 When a young male wants to claim a female, 223 00:11:51,815 --> 00:11:55,684 he stakes his claim by marking her territory. 224 00:11:55,786 --> 00:11:58,320 So... go ahead, 225 00:11:58,422 --> 00:12:00,589 knock yourself out. 226 00:12:00,691 --> 00:12:02,725 Um... OK. 227 00:12:02,827 --> 00:12:04,960 Uh... 228 00:12:05,062 --> 00:12:07,430 OK, OK, OK. 229 00:12:07,532 --> 00:12:09,265 Hey, I can't do this! 230 00:12:09,367 --> 00:12:11,466 Think about what's at stake. 231 00:12:11,568 --> 00:12:13,669 Think about Caroline. 232 00:12:13,771 --> 00:12:18,573 Think about... putting your hand in some warm water. 233 00:12:18,675 --> 00:12:22,144 Ooh... Ooh... Ooh! 234 00:12:22,246 --> 00:12:24,079 Now what's the matter? 235 00:12:24,181 --> 00:12:27,382 I can't mark territory when somebody's watching me. 236 00:12:27,484 --> 00:12:30,552 Fine. So start on the other side of the house. 237 00:12:30,654 --> 00:12:31,787 Oh, OK. 238 00:12:31,889 --> 00:12:33,622 And don't hit your shoes, 239 00:12:33,725 --> 00:12:35,124 or you're walking home alone. 240 00:12:35,226 --> 00:12:38,293 Gotcha. 241 00:12:38,395 --> 00:12:39,895 Attention! This is the police! 242 00:12:39,997 --> 00:12:41,964 Hey, we got company, Sinclair! 243 00:12:42,066 --> 00:12:45,134 Shake a leg! 244 00:12:45,236 --> 00:12:46,735 Oh, boy. 245 00:12:46,838 --> 00:12:50,773 Hey! You there! Somebody put a lot of love in that garden! 246 00:12:50,875 --> 00:12:52,074 You cut that out! 247 00:12:52,176 --> 00:12:53,476 I don't think I can. 248 00:12:53,578 --> 00:12:55,077 Hmm? All right! 249 00:12:55,179 --> 00:12:56,356 Eh? 250 00:12:56,380 --> 00:12:57,420 Come on out of there! 251 00:12:57,448 --> 00:12:58,647 Evening, Officer... 252 00:12:58,749 --> 00:13:00,789 The fun's over, boys. You're under arrest. 253 00:13:00,885 --> 00:13:02,184 Come on! 254 00:13:02,286 --> 00:13:04,653 Hey! OK, OK. 255 00:13:04,755 --> 00:13:07,522 George, grab that bush. It's evidence. 256 00:13:07,624 --> 00:13:10,392 Huh? You grab it! 257 00:13:12,429 --> 00:13:15,697 Hey! Excellent work, Sinclair. 258 00:13:15,799 --> 00:13:16,832 Huh? 259 00:13:16,934 --> 00:13:19,268 You got her attention. 260 00:13:19,370 --> 00:13:20,869 Uh... 261 00:13:23,107 --> 00:13:24,873 Yeah, yeah, yeah! 262 00:13:24,975 --> 00:13:27,009 Ohh! 263 00:13:28,579 --> 00:13:30,079 Come on! 264 00:13:32,249 --> 00:13:34,282 But they're just boys, Officer. 265 00:13:34,385 --> 00:13:36,451 That may be, Mrs. Sinclair, 266 00:13:36,553 --> 00:13:40,222 but the commission of a number one is a very serious offense. 267 00:13:40,324 --> 00:13:41,390 Mm-hm. 268 00:13:41,492 --> 00:13:42,772 Let me handle this. 269 00:13:42,860 --> 00:13:45,794 Uh... Officers, my wife doesn't understand 270 00:13:45,896 --> 00:13:48,564 the intricacies of the criminal justice system. 271 00:13:48,666 --> 00:13:52,935 I'm sure there's some sort of arrangement we could come to... 272 00:13:53,037 --> 00:13:57,005 just between us, that's to everyone's mutual benefit. 273 00:13:57,107 --> 00:13:59,675 - Are you trying to bribe us? - No! 274 00:13:59,777 --> 00:14:01,644 - Because we think you should. - Yeah. 275 00:14:01,746 --> 00:14:05,147 Oh. So, what, I just hand you the cash? 276 00:14:05,249 --> 00:14:06,249 Right. 277 00:14:06,283 --> 00:14:07,861 And we hand you these tickets 278 00:14:07,885 --> 00:14:09,919 to a charity event that was never held. 279 00:14:10,021 --> 00:14:12,541 Thank you. I'm sure I had a good time. 280 00:14:12,623 --> 00:14:13,903 Good night. Bye! 281 00:14:13,958 --> 00:14:15,657 - Thank you. - Bye. 282 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:17,893 Bye! 283 00:14:17,995 --> 00:14:20,729 Crooks. 284 00:14:20,831 --> 00:14:23,532 Oh, boy. What a day. Well, good night, everybody. 285 00:14:23,634 --> 00:14:25,200 - Sit down! - Oh. 286 00:14:25,302 --> 00:14:27,836 From this point on you will speak only when spoken to. 287 00:14:27,938 --> 00:14:30,172 I have things to say to you and your hoodlum friend. 288 00:14:30,274 --> 00:14:32,241 - Do we have to listen to this? - Hey! 289 00:14:32,343 --> 00:14:34,877 Don't stop him. This is great. 290 00:14:34,979 --> 00:14:38,513 The mommy-daddy ritual, reading the riot act, 291 00:14:38,616 --> 00:14:40,527 putting your parental foot down. 292 00:14:40,551 --> 00:14:42,651 It's a beautiful thing. 293 00:14:42,753 --> 00:14:44,387 Do your stuff. 294 00:14:44,489 --> 00:14:46,921 This is how you choose to spend your evening? 295 00:14:47,024 --> 00:14:49,124 Breaking the law? Making a nuisance of yourself? 296 00:14:49,226 --> 00:14:50,292 Excuse me. 297 00:14:50,394 --> 00:14:53,262 I gotta stop you there, Mr. Sinclair. 298 00:14:53,364 --> 00:14:58,167 Tonight's exploits were, in fact, not young Robert's fault. 299 00:14:58,269 --> 00:14:59,168 Oh? 300 00:14:59,270 --> 00:15:01,236 He's the victim of peer pressure. 301 00:15:01,338 --> 00:15:04,874 He's fallen in with a bad influence. 302 00:15:04,976 --> 00:15:06,241 Mm-hm. Mm-hm. 303 00:15:06,343 --> 00:15:10,045 I filled his head with a lot of questionable ideas. 304 00:15:10,147 --> 00:15:13,348 Can I get anybody anything? 305 00:15:13,450 --> 00:15:16,452 - A brewski, Mr. Sinclair? - Oh, thank you. 306 00:15:16,554 --> 00:15:20,289 Earl! The police just brought your son home. 307 00:15:20,391 --> 00:15:23,025 Let the male of the household handle this one, Fran. 308 00:15:23,127 --> 00:15:24,460 You go upstairs. 309 00:15:24,562 --> 00:15:27,496 Things could get pretty rough in here when I lay into these boys. 310 00:15:27,598 --> 00:15:30,232 Yeah. Yeah. 311 00:15:30,334 --> 00:15:31,233 Right. 312 00:15:31,335 --> 00:15:33,001 Hey, you want a glass with this? 313 00:15:33,103 --> 00:15:34,903 Oh, appreciate it. 314 00:15:35,005 --> 00:15:38,107 Uh, now! Uh... Uh... 315 00:15:38,209 --> 00:15:39,307 Where was I? 316 00:15:39,409 --> 00:15:42,378 You were pointing the fatherly finger of blame. 317 00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:44,947 And even though young Robbie was caught 318 00:15:45,049 --> 00:15:47,015 with his pants down, so to speak, 319 00:15:47,118 --> 00:15:50,453 he was merely pursuing the female of the species. 320 00:15:50,555 --> 00:15:53,688 And I'm sure even you, as a youth, 321 00:15:53,790 --> 00:15:57,426 fell prey to a well-turned tail. 322 00:15:57,528 --> 00:15:58,794 Am I right? 323 00:15:58,896 --> 00:16:01,664 Well, I may have played love's fool 324 00:16:01,766 --> 00:16:04,033 once or twice. 325 00:16:04,134 --> 00:16:05,935 Ow! Oof! 326 00:16:06,037 --> 00:16:07,614 That's what happened to me, Dad! 327 00:16:07,638 --> 00:16:10,005 Caroline Foxworth's on my mind all the time. 328 00:16:10,107 --> 00:16:11,285 I can't think straight. 329 00:16:11,309 --> 00:16:13,575 It's the ladies, Mr. Sinclair. 330 00:16:13,677 --> 00:16:16,412 We males are just the victims. 331 00:16:16,514 --> 00:16:19,615 They weave their spells. They confuse our minds. 332 00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:21,549 They break our hearts, 333 00:16:21,651 --> 00:16:24,820 and who ends up in trouble with the police? 334 00:16:24,922 --> 00:16:28,223 We do! 335 00:16:28,325 --> 00:16:29,892 Oh, you're right! 336 00:16:29,993 --> 00:16:31,826 - Yes. - Yes. 337 00:16:31,928 --> 00:16:33,596 Upsy-daisy there, sir. 338 00:16:33,697 --> 00:16:36,465 Uh... Glad to be of help. 339 00:16:36,567 --> 00:16:39,502 Thank you. 340 00:16:39,604 --> 00:16:41,103 I see it all now. 341 00:16:41,205 --> 00:16:42,771 It's all so clear. 342 00:16:42,873 --> 00:16:44,873 Earl, is everything all straightened out now? 343 00:16:44,975 --> 00:16:49,344 - You bet it is. It was you! - Me? 344 00:16:49,446 --> 00:16:52,615 You foul temptress, weaver of spells! 345 00:16:52,717 --> 00:16:53,615 What? 346 00:16:53,718 --> 00:16:55,428 Don't try to cloud my mind. 347 00:16:55,452 --> 00:16:59,355 These boys are mere victims of the treachery of you females. 348 00:16:59,457 --> 00:17:00,789 Where's Spike? 349 00:17:00,891 --> 00:17:02,858 He's right... 350 00:17:04,861 --> 00:17:07,162 Did you let Spike just walk out of this room? 351 00:17:07,264 --> 00:17:08,408 Well, I... 352 00:17:08,432 --> 00:17:10,733 Did you lose control of the entire situation? 353 00:17:10,835 --> 00:17:13,802 Lose control? I'm the mighty megalosaurus! 354 00:17:13,904 --> 00:17:17,372 Yes, dear. 355 00:17:17,474 --> 00:17:19,107 Robbie, go to your room. 356 00:17:19,210 --> 00:17:20,409 But Dad said... 357 00:17:20,511 --> 00:17:22,711 I don't care what he said! You're grounded. 358 00:17:22,813 --> 00:17:24,780 Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. 359 00:17:24,882 --> 00:17:26,715 - Grouch! - Franny? 360 00:17:28,452 --> 00:17:30,664 You know, I'm sure Robbie didn't notice, 361 00:17:30,688 --> 00:17:34,423 but it's kind of embarrassing when you undercut my authority like that. 362 00:17:35,693 --> 00:17:37,792 You're making that noise again, sweetheart, 363 00:17:37,895 --> 00:17:39,739 just like the last time you were right 364 00:17:39,763 --> 00:17:42,030 and I was really, really wrong. 365 00:17:44,735 --> 00:17:47,102 I'm on the couch again tonight, aren't I? 366 00:17:48,238 --> 00:17:50,271 I can't believe... 367 00:17:51,542 --> 00:17:52,542 Night-night. 368 00:17:52,609 --> 00:17:55,143 Doh! 369 00:17:55,245 --> 00:17:57,278 Ahh, jeez! 370 00:18:00,417 --> 00:18:02,184 - Open up. - I don't like that. 371 00:18:02,286 --> 00:18:04,586 What? 372 00:18:05,789 --> 00:18:08,423 I don't like that. 373 00:18:12,629 --> 00:18:14,028 I don't like that. 374 00:18:14,131 --> 00:18:15,430 Eat this! 375 00:18:15,532 --> 00:18:19,134 - OK. Ahh. - Ahh. 376 00:18:19,236 --> 00:18:21,836 All right, now look. Be a good baby brother 377 00:18:21,939 --> 00:18:23,583 and fall asleep or something. 378 00:18:23,607 --> 00:18:25,418 How come you're the baby-sitter? 379 00:18:25,442 --> 00:18:26,875 Because I got grounded. 380 00:18:26,977 --> 00:18:29,211 - I'm your punishment? - Yep. 381 00:18:29,313 --> 00:18:30,378 I like that. 382 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:32,125 I'm happy you're happy. 383 00:18:32,149 --> 00:18:33,449 Why did you get grounded? 384 00:18:33,551 --> 00:18:35,595 Because of this girl Caroline. 385 00:18:35,619 --> 00:18:36,619 She nice? 386 00:18:36,653 --> 00:18:37,733 Yeah, she's pretty hot. 387 00:18:37,821 --> 00:18:39,387 - Hot! Don't touch! - No. 388 00:18:39,489 --> 00:18:41,556 This is the kinda hot you want to touch. 389 00:18:41,658 --> 00:18:43,058 I don't get it. 390 00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:44,759 Neither do I. 391 00:18:44,861 --> 00:18:46,962 I'm ho-ome! 392 00:18:47,064 --> 00:18:48,263 Who ca-ares? 393 00:18:48,365 --> 00:18:51,700 Uh, can I get you something? Juice? Milk? 394 00:18:51,802 --> 00:18:53,368 Eight glasses of water? 395 00:18:53,470 --> 00:18:54,970 Eat tar and die. 396 00:18:55,072 --> 00:18:57,473 Be nice, or I won't tell you who I saw at the mall. 397 00:18:57,575 --> 00:18:58,815 Who cares? 398 00:18:58,842 --> 00:19:01,276 Not interested in Caroline Foxworth anymore? 399 00:19:01,378 --> 00:19:03,312 She's hot! Wanna touch! 400 00:19:03,414 --> 00:19:06,214 Spike thought so. He was, like, all over her. 401 00:19:06,316 --> 00:19:07,393 What? 402 00:19:07,417 --> 00:19:09,618 I upset you? What was I thinking? 403 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:10,886 Oh, now I remember. 404 00:19:10,988 --> 00:19:13,889 Spike and Caroline talking together at the same table. 405 00:19:13,991 --> 00:19:16,625 - I'm sure it was innocent. - That back-stabbing lizard! 406 00:19:16,727 --> 00:19:19,394 Taking advantage of the situation to move in on my girl! 407 00:19:19,496 --> 00:19:22,397 Don't be ridiculous. It's not his fault you're grounded. 408 00:19:22,499 --> 00:19:25,333 - Oh, wait. It is. - I can't believe this! 409 00:19:25,435 --> 00:19:29,204 Shame you got to sit here all night long worrying about it. 410 00:19:29,306 --> 00:19:30,606 Good night! 411 00:19:33,744 --> 00:19:35,476 I don't get it. 412 00:19:38,649 --> 00:19:40,816 I heard you got thrown out of your old school 413 00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:42,418 because you ate the principal. 414 00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:45,454 I have a little problem with authority. 415 00:19:45,556 --> 00:19:47,923 Hey! You got a bigger problem than that. 416 00:19:48,025 --> 00:19:49,825 You talking to me, squirt? 417 00:19:49,927 --> 00:19:51,727 I don't see any other back-stabbing, 418 00:19:51,795 --> 00:19:54,363 bottom-feeding, scum-sucking maggot in this hall. 419 00:19:54,465 --> 00:19:56,398 Oh! Such language. 420 00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:59,000 You kiss your mommy with that mouth? 421 00:19:59,102 --> 00:20:00,335 Oh! You're good. 422 00:20:00,437 --> 00:20:02,938 You got me grounded, then you moved right in. 423 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:05,507 Pardon me a minute, my lovely. 424 00:20:05,609 --> 00:20:09,311 The boy needs a little adult supervision. 425 00:20:09,413 --> 00:20:11,847 Don't you need to get home 426 00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:14,883 and rotate the tires on your scooter, scooter? 427 00:20:14,985 --> 00:20:17,652 Oh, yeah? Rotate this! 428 00:20:25,596 --> 00:20:27,929 All right, all right. How's this for primitive? 429 00:20:28,031 --> 00:20:31,099 Impressive. Now toss me on the floor and kick me in the ribs. 430 00:20:31,202 --> 00:20:32,100 What? 431 00:20:32,203 --> 00:20:33,280 You wanted the girl, 432 00:20:33,304 --> 00:20:34,544 I'm getting you the girl. 433 00:20:34,604 --> 00:20:35,615 Now come on. 434 00:20:35,639 --> 00:20:37,851 Show her you're an animal. Kick me. 435 00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:39,975 Uh... 436 00:20:40,077 --> 00:20:41,943 Take that! And this! 437 00:20:42,045 --> 00:20:43,356 - And that! - Jeez! 438 00:20:43,380 --> 00:20:45,881 - And that! - Nice. 439 00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:48,850 - I think you've had enough. - Agreed. 440 00:20:48,952 --> 00:20:50,919 Just stay away from my female from now on! 441 00:20:51,021 --> 00:20:52,854 You got it. 442 00:20:52,956 --> 00:20:55,089 - Ha! - Thanks. 443 00:20:55,192 --> 00:20:57,103 Sorry you had to see that, little lady. 444 00:20:57,127 --> 00:21:00,429 So am I. That was unbelievably immature. 445 00:21:00,531 --> 00:21:02,051 - What? - What? 446 00:21:02,099 --> 00:21:04,399 You acted like a couple of wild animals. 447 00:21:04,501 --> 00:21:06,167 It was disgusting. 448 00:21:06,269 --> 00:21:09,738 Girls like that. You're supposed to want to go out with me now. 449 00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:11,707 If you want to go out with me, 450 00:21:11,809 --> 00:21:14,209 why do this all this phony, macho posturing? 451 00:21:14,311 --> 00:21:16,645 Why don't you just ask me out? 452 00:21:18,682 --> 00:21:20,760 Well, do you want to go out? 453 00:21:20,784 --> 00:21:21,817 No. 454 00:21:21,919 --> 00:21:23,199 Huh? 455 00:21:24,487 --> 00:21:26,287 She blew me off. 456 00:21:26,389 --> 00:21:29,558 Well, situations like this happen, scooter. 457 00:21:29,660 --> 00:21:32,226 No one's to blame... certainly not me. 458 00:21:32,328 --> 00:21:33,568 I want my money back. 459 00:21:33,597 --> 00:21:36,297 A fine display of male aggressiveness like that, 460 00:21:36,399 --> 00:21:38,033 and she walks away. 461 00:21:38,134 --> 00:21:42,303 I tell you, Sinclair, civilization is killing romance. 462 00:21:42,405 --> 00:21:44,772 Hey, buddy, I want my money back. 463 00:21:44,874 --> 00:21:47,609 Look, we both know that's not going to happen. 464 00:21:47,711 --> 00:21:49,611 But for your investment so far, 465 00:21:49,713 --> 00:21:51,946 I'm prepared to offer you the following. 466 00:21:52,048 --> 00:21:55,183 - Huh? - You get to hang out with me. 467 00:21:55,285 --> 00:21:56,565 Why would I want to? 468 00:21:56,620 --> 00:21:59,020 You didn't deliver. You didn't get me the girl. 469 00:21:59,122 --> 00:22:02,924 Hey, look, scooter, I always get the girl. I never miss. 470 00:22:03,026 --> 00:22:05,527 I hang out with you, I miss. 471 00:22:05,629 --> 00:22:08,830 You're trouble for me. You're bringing my average down. 472 00:22:08,932 --> 00:22:11,399 What you think we ought to do about that? Huh? 473 00:22:11,502 --> 00:22:13,501 - You never miss? - Nope. 474 00:22:13,603 --> 00:22:16,137 - Not once? - Ask around. 475 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:18,907 Maybe I just need to hang around with you more. 476 00:22:19,009 --> 00:22:20,576 Could be. 477 00:22:20,678 --> 00:22:22,355 I don't have any more money. 478 00:22:22,379 --> 00:22:25,280 - Got any food in your house? - Yeah. 479 00:22:25,382 --> 00:22:27,649 Well, we'll talk. 480 00:22:28,819 --> 00:22:30,864 Oh, Spike. Where you going? 481 00:22:30,888 --> 00:22:32,521 I was going to your house. 482 00:22:32,622 --> 00:22:34,689 - What kinda food you got? - All kinds. 483 00:22:34,791 --> 00:22:36,069 - Got any girls there? - No. 484 00:22:36,093 --> 00:22:37,937 You're supposed to find me girls. 485 00:22:37,961 --> 00:22:40,095 Oh, yeah. That's what I do.